Artist: Dax

Title of the song: Eminem (Houdini) Remix

Duration: 4:26

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Released Year: 2024

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Eminem (Houdini) Remix Lyrics By Dax

Guess who’s back on an Eminem beat
Did Renegade dirty like just last week
I’m the definition of hard, and my rap genes
Seem fitted to fit 1973, back when rap started
And was first created, and America
Was dealing with stagnant wages, the Vietnam War
Mass inflation, and Watergate
That had just caused the resignation of President Nixon
Everybody was shocked, greased, then a new genre
Grease cock, jacked off mainstream
And then came and rocked every genre known, country to pop
Hi! I’m Dax! the illegitimate son of mainstream rap

If you ain’t never heard my music, it’s cause that
It doesn’t propagate destroying the middle class
I touch on taboo topics
Like porn addiction and the dangers of constant pussy popping
I’ve never tried drugs, but to be honest
I’m a very high-functioning alcoholic
I’m a straight Christian who’s not registered to vote
I got seven and a half inches down below
I went to three universities in just about four years
And almost got kicked out cause some lying-ass hoes
One had a boyfriend, second wouldn’t give dome
Started calling me names, so I made her walk home
Third was the Newman U women’s volleyball coach
Who had false claims to destroy my name
Then took me to court, but she lost
She must’ve had a brain disorder
Cause she got a restraining order but assaulted me
That doesn’t make sense
Like people thinking that men and women can be friends

I’m the scientific definition of a movement
No racial tension
And my ascension is cause my skill
And how I’ve paid attention to my lifestyle
And made it cost-effective
I’m Honda driving, Target shopping
Penny-pinching, same clothes-wearing son of a gun
I don’t flex for the gram, wear designer brands
And I can confidently say that I’m not a thug
I pay all my taxes, drink Starbucks
Like real bodies, and not all that plastic
Your BBLs suck when you dump your truck
How the hell do you guys even wipe your asses?

I’m left-handed, unorthodox
I uppercut the game with these hooks I drop
They try to put me in a box, but they can’t contain
I jab right, crossover to different lanes
I’m on a roll, rocking stages, entertaining
Screaming vote Donald Trump
The assassination attempt on his life, in my estimation
Was planned, secret organization

The best in the game mastermind
I mastered my tones and inflexions
My metaphors do more and fortify
And grow with the likes of Fortune 5
They’re mad at me cause you’re not forced to like
My core principles which oppose their
Idealistic Satanist world disguised
That’s a playground run by pedophiles
I’m ahead by miles, and I can’t slow down
It’s criminal activity
Push capitalism, jack prices of gas
Tax us to the max
Tell us Joe Biden was just sharp as a tack
Then have Kamala follow the aftermath
And try to convince and garner the votes of blacks

Political traps were placed
This Republic-cannot be a Republic
If the Democrats drag Biden’s ass through a campaign
Avoid a primary just so they could place a plant
Replace vegetables and make it dance
Sprinkle it with feminism and the rainbow flags
I’m not even into political themes
I just had a dream that maybe we’re not a democracy
But rather a bougie oligarchy
And side note, I hate the movie Barbie

This family’s at feud, where is Steve Harvey?
I’m starting to smell Civil War
I can taste the propaganda being made
It’s practically dripping through my pores
I don’t even wanna rap no more
So if you ask what I’m even rapping for
Just know I got bored
Of the mainstream wave that’s washed up shore
That you all ride on a shitty surfboard

I wasn’t made in China, I’m not in stores
Taiwan(t) a new Korea (career)
Ice-(s)cream to bask in something else instead of
Robbin(g) you of vanilla content that is all just filler
Mine’s too deep, that’s why they try to ignore me
Cause I got the scoop on all their wicked lies

Ain’t no way that I’m not top-five
Of the best rap guys under 45
Oooo I get chicken and I pop-eyes
If you say I don’t, then I know you’re fired
Oooo I rise like Easter Day
Cause I’m glorifying Jesus’ name
Drenched in the blood, holy name
Letting Him in to restore my faith

I cannot feed my brain with the
Lies they’ve told or their evil ways
Nooo, I will not sell my soul for a check
Or just to garner fame
Nooo, I am protected
Reign over everything that is in my way
Will not bend, will not break
Will not lead the people astray